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aaasayer:

reblogging lotic…  : )

one by yeasayer, in honor of this song being in my head forever

Suicide Hotline

I was so depressed last night thinking about the economy, wars, jobs, my savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc., I called the Suicide Hotline.

I got a call-centre in Pakistan, and when I told them I was suicidal, they got all excited, and asked if I could fly a plane.

You say that you love rain, but you open your umbrella when it rains. You say that you love the sun, but you find a shadow spot when the sun shines. You say that you love the wind, but you close your windows when wind blows. This is why I am afraid, you say that you love me too.
aaasayer:

yeasayer&#160;! dj set, body clocks, the fleece, bristol 2010.08.26 by kajaphotography

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yeasayer ! dj set, body clocks, the fleece, bristol 2010.08.26 by kajaphotography

Elated By Details

I don’t mean to disrespect Freedman, but this seems like a wonderful “when you are shitting” read. Come to think of it, what I said could be a compliment albeit a crude one - wonderful things happen in the comfort room as we warm ourselves on the throne of introspection.

Lyrics (translated from French)

Come closer boy, listen to me kid,
I’m going to tell you the story of Mankind
At first there was nothing, and all was well
Nature just grew and spread out, with no paths or roads,
Then Man arrived with heavy boots,
Kicking Nature in the face, to force respect
Tracing one way roads,
Installing signposts throughout the plains,
Mastering all the forces of Nature
Within the blink of an eye was the story changed
And we’re not about to reverse the trend
We’ve even started to pollute the desert

You’ve got to take a deep breath (breathe), and that’s the truth,
You’re not going to die of laughter, and that’s gotta be said

In a few years, we’ll have cut down all the trees
And your grandkids will only have one eye
In the middle of the forehead and they’ll ask
Why you have two eyes, and you’ll look like a fool
They’ll ask you how you were able to sit back and allow this to happen
You’ll try to defend yourself, explaining in a low voice
That it’s not your fault but the fault of the Elders
Yet there will be no one left to clear you of blame
You’ll tell them about the days when you could
Eat fruits, lying in the grassy fields
There were animals all over the forest,
When Spring begun, all the birds returned once again,
You’ve got to take a deep breath (breathe), and that’s the truth
You’re not going to die of laughter, and that’s gotta be said
You’ve got to breathe, tomorrow it will all get worse
You’re not going to die of laughter, and that’s gotta be said

You’ve got to take a deep breath (breathe), and that’s the truth,
You’re not going to die of laughter, and that’s gotta be said [2x]

The worst part of the story is that we are all slaves
Part of us, an assassin, and here quite unable
To look at the trees without feeling guilty
Like someone with his pants down, feeling misery 100%
So this, my boy, is the story of Mankind
It’s not very pretty, and I don’t know the ending,
You weren’t born in a cabbage patch, but instead in a hole
That we fill day by day, like a manure pit

You’ve got to take a deep breath (breathe), and that’s the truth,
You’re not going to die of laughter, and that’s gotta be said [2x]

You have to breathe [4x]

She’s the girl that has a few best friends & doesn’t need anymore, the girl that laughs the hardest at her own jokes. She’s the girl that will hang up on you, but then call you right back & say sorry. She’s the girl who will never leave your side when you need her, the girl who will go out of her way to cheer you up. She’s the girl who never sleeps without her teddy bear by her side, she’s the girl who says she isn’t ticklish, but really is. She’s the girl who will not give up on you if she really believes in you. She’s the girl who believes in loving somebody forever.

Kanye made me laugh but yet again, another manifestation of epicness.

Aw and I wanna hug them both!

Aw and I wanna hug them both!

I know going to school is way better than working a nine to five but nooooo, I don&#8217;t want school to start!!

I know going to school is way better than working a nine to five but nooooo, I don’t want school to start!!

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